In case you were wondering how to increase the frequency of your name, songs, sitcoms or movies splattered all over the place I have a secret for you.
Ready?
Date somebody who assaults you, goes as far as biting you, and then is arrested.
After that, if you're a singer your songs (no matter how outdated) will suddenly be played daily on every radio station. Sometimes, I promise, even every hour. If you're an actress, I'm sure your movies will suddenly appear on TBS, etc.
Oh and if you want to get even more attention, get back together with the abusive man.
Guess there's really no such thing as bad publicity, eh?
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